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Cock Piss Partridge - Alan Partridge Mens T Shirt

Cock Piss Partridge - Alan Partridge Mens T Shirt

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Alan to his listeners: Kate Bush there, the lovely Kate Bush. With The Man With The Child In His Eyes. Which brings us on very neatly to my next guest. Mr Stephen Brai, who’s father invented Cats Eyes. Stephen, what was it like living with the… being the son of the man who invented Cats Eyes. Smell my cheese! - Alan, please! - Smell my cheese, you mother! - I think that's quite enough, thank you! I've got cheese! This is cheese! Bloody BBC! What are you doing? Haven't you programmes to make? No, you're all on the BBC gravy train! I wish I was. I can read you like a book, and not a very good book. Especially no Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb, which actually improves with every read. Alan: We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like Sharon Davies and Jet from "Gladiators".

Alan: Thank you. That’s all I wanted to know. During the lunch with Tony Hayers, Alan meets Peter Linehan, who is revamping news and current affairs output at the BBC:

At this point, Sophie comes joins Susan behind reception:

Alan: Well there you go, they taught you a trade. Minor repairs. [Lift door begins to close on Alan] That is the icing on the cake! Do you know, if King Arthur had had an extender on his table - It would have been a different story, really. Alan: Yep. [Lynn starts to walk towards the living room door, and Alan cuts in front of her] One more question. On the way here quite near by I did see a community centre with a mural on the side?

I realised I had nothing to worry about. The man was a perfect gentleman. But if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable hulls with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you. Stephen, what was it like living withbeing the son of the man who invented Cats eyes? I remember he came home from work one night very excited, and he Did he ever turn all the lights off in the house and run towards you with a torch hoping to catch the reflection in your eyes? The idea of reflection of course is what Dad was interested in, the idea of Going to have to interrupt you, Stephen, it's time now for Alan's "Fact of the Day". Alan: People want to err… did he ever turn all the lights off in the house and run towards you with a torch, hoping to try and catch the reflection in your eyes?Sophie, could you deal with this? - Sophie? - Mr Partridge? At the end of the week I'm meeting Tony Hayers at the BBC. What does that say to you about regional detective series? - There's too many of them? - That's one way of looking at it. Michael: What I’m saying is that, like if they had themselves proper jobs you know, what there ‘gan ’til, then they wouldn’t ‘dee it. A lot of them’s from broken homes. Alan: You could, couldn’t you yes! Wouldn’t want to though. Not unless it had been stunned. Even then it’s going to weigh the best part of a ton.

I would've taken it off sooner but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child. Just passed his details on to the Social Services.

Partridge back on our screens

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.



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